Barking Parrots

I was walking my cats (or they were walking me) and we passed by a passel of parrots.

They squawked, as parrots are wont to. Then they started...barking. I listened closer. Indeed, the parrots were imitating the yappy dogs that populate this neighborhood.

Next door live 2 little yappy dogs. I don't know what they are, but I suspect the notorious Pomchis, cross between 2 of the most obnoxious breeds ever created, making the Hybrid from Hell that bark incessantly next door.

I've thought of slipping them a little tainted meat. Or slamming their fuzzy little heads in with a hammer.

Even the parrots are taking up the tune. What next? Barking mockingbirds?

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